Do I Wanna Know is the drunkenly horny version of R U Mine with smeared eyeliner and a cigarette in hand
Everyones saying Sony just killed Microsoft, which is wrong
Microsoft killed themselves
Sony just came and threw a mad laser show on their grave
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
My dad is so loud that I cannot even think when he is talking on the phone.
take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
Don’t forget, Generation I had a fucking magnet that evolved into three magnets. A fucking mole that evolved into three moles. AND A GODDAMN BALL THAT EVOLVED INTO AN UPSIDE DOWN BALL
I hate working on display cases
At least I am getting paid to do them now.
i dont love you with all my heart
i dont want to date you or marry you
or be your soulmate, partner for life
i only want to kiss you once or three times
maybe i’ll stay long enough to sleep next to you the whole night
listening to you breathe in and out
holding your hand…
All I’m gonna say is this song sounds scarily like Alex and Matt doing karaoke. Also Alex loses it about 2/3 of the way through. Fucking fantastic.